Initiate Research Study of Birth Certificate Psychosis - Disease causes repeated delusional posting about Barack Obama
The U.S. Government and the National Institutes of Health need to begin an urgent study of a rapidly spreading psychopathology which leads a growing number of American citizens to obsessively post, write and petition for more information about the birth certificate of the President. Symptoms include a belief that if only they could see the actual document their beliefs about his eligibility would in fact be altered (no ...more »
The U.S. Government and the National Institutes of Health need to begin an urgent study of a rapidly spreading psychopathology which leads a growing number of American citizens to obsessively post, write and petition for more information about the birth certificate of the President. Symptoms include a belief that if only they could see the actual document their beliefs about his eligibility would in fact be altered (no evidence exists to support this component of their delusional schema.) Symptoms also include a compulsion to use capital letters and an uncomfortable relationship to grammar, spelling and rationality. If research demonstrates that the disease is not curable through normal psychiatric or public health methods, considering harnessing the power of their pudgy little fingers tapping endlessly on keyboards to solve national energy needs. Also, consider identifying subjects in need of treatment by holding meetings around the country on "Federal plans to take away your guns" and then capturing and treating those who show up to protest.
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