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Where's the Hospital?

Is there one, just one Obama voter that can tell me what Hospital Obama was born in?

Was Barack Hussein Obama II born in The Coast Provincial General Hospital at Mombasa in Kenya at 7.24 PM on August 4th 1961?

Or was he born in a hospital in Hawaii?

I will give a $1000 dollar reward if someone can tell me the truth.

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Submitted by webman225 3 years ago

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  1. HE WAS BORN IN THE COAST PROVINCIAL HOSPITAL IN MOMBASA! His mom plunked him out via natural childbirth, her first, and an hour later she bundled him up and rushed him to Nairobi for the 6 hour flight to Cairo!! (Of course, she took the Kenyan Interstate to Nairobi, not the mud road local, and got to the airport in three hours!!)

    Arriving in Cairo, she rushed straight over to her connecting flight to Rome!! It was sitting on the tarmac waiting for her. It's a 2.5 hour jump!!

    But when she got to Rome, dang!! The connecting flight was 12 hours away. So she ran to the bathroom for some tissues to mop up the afterbirth which popped out during the flight to Rome!!

    She waited 12 hours for the connecting flight and four hours later she was in London. But dang it all!! the daily flight to NYC wouldn't leave until the next morning!! So he propped herself and her baby up in an airport chair and waited for sun up.

    Then a six hour jump to NYC across the pond, a six hour wait for a connecting flight, then another six hour jump to San Franciso, another six hour wait, then a five hour jump to Honolulu...all the while bleeding from her nether regions and trying to get her newborn to breastfeed properly.

    Why the rush?

    Well, the Bilderberg Group had assured her that her son was destined to be POTUS. And she had to get back to Honolulu in time to place fraudulent birth announcements in two local newspapers.

    That's Phil Berg's story. And we're sticking to it!!

    Go Phil!! Go Orly!!

    3 years ago
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  2. And lest anyone doubt the Bilderberg Group's influence, please note that Stanley Ann Dunham rushed home and cleared customs without the benefit of a U.S. passport. The youngster didn't apply for or receive her first U.S. passport until 1967. Surely, the Bilderbergs facilitated her exit and entrance visas. They also handled those quirky questions about a white woman traveling abroad with her African husband.

    Uncommon foresight, and good ole Yankee ingenuity, if you ask me.

    3 years ago
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  3. On top of which, it's SAID that Stanley Ann had a real progressive obstetrician, who didn't consider it risky for an third tri-mester teenager to endure painful and potentially dangerous malaria shots, tse-tse fly innoculations, yellow fever, dengue fever and smallpox innoculations.

    No!

    This obstetrician thought those watered down versions of the actual disease might be healthy for the unborn child, and constituted well considered pre-natal care.

    Additionally, pregnant white women the world over look forward to an un-air conditioned, no electricity hut in equatorial Kenya for relaxation during the summers. It's a time honored tradition.

    It's very clear that Stanley Ann made that trip in the summer of 1961.

    3 years ago
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  4. Where's my thousand dollars?

    3 years ago
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  5. And this is important why?

    3 years ago
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  6. Because he promised me my money!!! I can't expose the greatest hoax in the 230 year history of the nation and not gets paid!!!

    If Barack is not constitutionally eligible to serve we are in for the greatest constitutional crisis in our history. Every law and treaty he signs will be null and void. Every appointment he makes will be annulled.

    Without our Constitution we're nobody.

    Can't you see that?

    3 years ago
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