I agreeto Idea Create a Federal mandate Declaring jordan.applewhite the  Czar of Self Gratification
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Create a Federal mandate Declaring jordan.applewhite the Czar of Self Gratification

Why Is This Idea Important?: because Jordan is a complete moron.

He can travel around the country and lecture about the merits of being a professional Jerk off.

Submitted by mrbuzzsaw 2 years ago

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  1. Buzz, what do ya drink buddy? We need to sit down with a few ice cold long necks one day! LOL

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  2. i am so in for a cold beer you have no idea. as long as it is not made by obama and his henchmen goons!

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  3. You name it and I'm buying...I keep mine in a big assed cooler because it is over 100 in East Texas today...which is normal!!! That was to keep Al Gore and the tree huggers away!

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  4. i keep mine is an old inefficient refrigerator that sucks power like crazy. because i don't buy global warming!

    i also own a pair of 1000 pound Smokers that i burn 100 pounds of wood and Carbon rich charcoal in so i can spew glorious smoke into the air while i Barbecue large sides of Beef from corn Fed Farting cows!

    as you can likely tell i think Al gore is a douch as well!

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  5. Hell buzz, We should get all of our carbon footprint leaving friends and have a big ass party right on the white house lawn and bring lots of beer, cigarettes, pork of all kinds(we have to keep the muslims from wanting to show up), lotsa bushs baked beans to blow farts with and bring our chipped up turbo diesel pick up trucks that spew nothing but black smoke and smells real nice...burn us a stump, listen American music and tell Al Gore and Obama to kiss our red white and blue asses...fvck em all!

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  6. Do I get my own office?

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  7. Jordan, you are as retared as the come. I feel bad that your mom shook you so hard as a baby...even then you cried like a little bitch and that drove her to hate you.

    You need to hook up with blackdongsmoker and moderator...they are needing a new pivot man to complete their circle jerk and I think you would fit right in.

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  8. I had you pegged the first time you opened your mouth jordan

    i know your type you are beyond predictable

    lets see if i have ya pegged

    you are an egghead.

    likely love to program computers.

    you were likely the dweeb who i had to get a projector from in school

    of course i had to listen to your endless techno rant before getting said projector.

    you likely have a college education Soft science of course sociology lit or perhaps Philosophy you have trouble breaking away from dependence on education so you gravitate to it you have dreams of greatness but are trapped in a 9 to 5 world toiling and ever looking for the breakthrough that will make you a worthwhile human being.

    you find yourself intellectually superior but most people do not share your view of self greatness and likely consider you tedious and hard to listen to in long stretches.

    you likely can tell me all about black holes and can tell me what a Quark is without even thinking about it.

    if i ask you what "sin" is you do not think of the biblical term you think of something totally diffrent

    you are a control freak.

    you likely consider yourself a music lover and may even try and make some yourself

    all tho you likely not what most would consider ready to go on tour.

    am I close??

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  9. Invite me to the party. I'll bring the appetizers and hand out Ron Paul bumper atickers and Alex Jones DVDs! I used to deal blackjack! I'm a displaced 7th generation Texan.

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  10. apugh96, your in and rejean too...I already know he'll want to come...my girl Rose will be with me(thats MY conservative girl right there)..We can call it the global white house warming party!!!

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  11. They sure don't need him in DC!

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