Who wants to help me write a book?
Working title: “Too Stupid To Live.”
From an Aspie point of view. What would it have been like to watch it all unfold, from the point of view of a fully awake, criminally SANE and rational, alien anthropologist?
Chapter One: a brief overview of the stupidity of the species, Genesis-style.
Chapter Two: zero in on the colonies, starting just before the American Revolution. The Salem witch hunts, the institution of slavery, Manifest Destiny… Don’t forget the part where the witch doctors bled George Washington to death, just because that was the state of the art at the time.
Chapter Three: wars and other stupidities of the 20th century.
Chapter Four: September 11, 2001… more willful ignorance…
Maybe a headstone on the cover, with something about the universe being better off without these vile creatures...
Any history buffs in da house?
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Dont forget to add the Bushtards and Obots.
Borrowed from a friend, a retired geek.
Obama and 'The Polishing of the Turds'
The legacy of Barack Obama will be written in History as 'The Polishing of the Turds'.
The expression (polishing turds) is used mostly in the Software Industry and means to make a piece of poorly written and virtually unfixable software appear to function by giving it a 'Smart' and Pleasant user interface.
You may have noticed that Barack Obama uses the word 'Solve' quite often.
Obama states he will 'Solve' the Education crisis.
Obama states he will 'Solve' the Economy crisis.
Obama states he will 'Solve' the Islamic Terrorist crisis.
Obama states he will 'Solve' the Health Care crisis.
Obama uses his 'Toothy Smile' and 'Teleprompter Words', in an attempt to 'Polish Turds' that have never worked or never will.
Totalitarian Indoctrination of children in Government Schools, like the Vladimir Lenin 'Turd', “Give us the child for 8 years and it will be a Bolshevik (Marxist/Communist) forever”, is 'Shined Up' and called 'Social Justice'.
Nationalizations of Major American Industries, is 'Shined Up' from the Marxist/Socialist 'Turd' and called 'Saving and Creating Jobs'.
The 'Turd' of Islamic Jihad (which promises death and destruction), is 'Shined Up' and called 'Mutual Acceptance' and 'Working Together'.
The 'Socialized Health Care Turd' is 'Shined Up' and called 'ObamaCare for All'.
When Barack Obama asks his followers, 'Will You Polish these Turds' - they Chant in unison 'Yes We Can'.
I already did, but in a 180 opposing viewpoint from the desolation you present. See my book 'The Universe—or Nothing' which may be FREELY downloaded from the Gutenberg Archive at
http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/18257
In the opening paragraphs of my supporting blog at
http://scribe1917x.livejournal.com/4923.html
I quote President Obama in his inaugural address. He said: ' . . . and to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to the suffering outside our borders, . . . . . .nor can we consume the world's resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed, and we must change with it.' (emphasis added)
I'm 92 years old and still in there. Try it; you'll like it.
Moldeven
Is this the title of Obama's next book about himself?
Meyer Moldeven - Interesting SciFi. I skimmed it, and will eventually figure out how to download it properly.
It's just not remotely related to my proposed book.
If you could get the mindless masses to care about and allow the creation of that distant future, you could use the same technique to get them to wake up and understand what's happening today. Good luck with that.
apugh96 and others - you are one of the mindless creatures I'm talking about. If you can blame Obama or any individual for the creation of those turds he's forced to polish, you are still in dream land. Get over the petty crap and look up. Would any power on earth get your attention?
I don't believe that Obama is the mastermind behind the World Domination Agenda, he isn't smart enough and it started centuries ago. Obama is the puppet who was put in office by the Elites. The Elites will try to use him to turn whites against blacks again. One man cannot represent an entire race and one lunatic poster cannot influence people with sound minds. It is frustrating though, sometimes comical!
I still think that this would be a good title for his narcissistic autobiography!
I take it back. You're awake, more or less.
But you still have that tone.
Sounds like its from the point of view of a pacifist and cynical creation:
1) mocking it's Creator's Genesis explanation of how it came to be,
2) mocking noble institutions of self government by focusing only on errors,
3) mocking the sacrifices that noble people have made in war to protect our liberties, even the liberty to write mockeries such as this post proposes,
4) And probably mocking our response to 9/11, instead of mocking the so-called religion of peace that struck the first blow.
Not at all.
I'm mocking human nature itself, and everyone who supports this mockery of "protecting our liberties." Every adult citizen of the US is guilty of conspiracy, at least after the fact. Some because they're so naive as to believe that we've moved past Manifest Destiny; Others because they really, consciously believe that Manifest Destiny is god's will, and that using the towers as a pawn in this game was a really smart idea. Let's all give it a wink and a smile and pretend that we don't know who was behind 9-11. And kill any messenger who hints that there's any question.