By David Craig Mastrianni
© 2009 Toalterorabolish.com
Don't forget to give ACORN 2 BILLION dollars for causing me to win as president. Thanks ACORN for all the voter fraud. By the time the truth comes out I will be the leader of the New World Order.
Promise ACORN another 2 billion if the get me re-elected in 2012. Be sure to tell them to allow anyone from any country to vote.
Send stimulus money only to cities that voted for me. Lie to all cities and states that expect money for not voting for me.
Thank Governor of Hawaii for producing certificate of live birth for me. Thank her by taking over Delta airlines, and forcing Delta to merge with Hawaiian Airlines.
Tell China president that I will trade secret military technology in exchange for paying off a few billion in debt to china.
Tell Iran it’s ok to produce nuclear energy for fuel, even though they are floating on a sea of oil. Lie to Israel about protecting them.
Use campaign funds to pay for legal expenses to protect where I was really born, my school records, etc. Check to see if it’s legal to do it, but do it anyway.
See if there is anyway we can increase the number of abortions in America. Send tax payer funds to other countries for abortions.
Practice looking in mirror and tell myself, “it’s ok to lie to infidels.” Click my heals three times, wiggle my ears once, kiss the mirror, do an about-face spin. Smile.
Remind the devil that he promised me the leader of the New World Order by the end of my first term or by the end of my second term.
Snub French president because he wants to be the leader of the New World Order. (It’s MINE!!! MINE!! MINE!!)
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Comments (3)
ACORN
Employees were contracted by Acorn and were paid by the signature. They were accused of REGISTERING people who didn't exist so that THE INDIVIDUALS could make more MONEY!
Not a single fraudulent vote by Acorn was ever proven to have been cast...not a single one. If there had been, it would have been the lead story of every FOX show for a MONTH! So you can be pretty sure that doesn't exist.
On the other hand THE STATE GOVERNMENT in Florida purged 40,000 registrations in heavily democratic, minority COUNTIES. If it was a statewide problem requiring the intervention of THE STATE GOVERNMENT then why was it only done in some counties and not others?
There, I have proven the ACORN argument bogus. It is no longer an issue, right. OH, HELL NO!!
These knuckle draggers just saw me PROVE that the ACORN stuff is a bunch of BULL! So we'll never see any of these clowns weeping about ACORN anymore right? Give me a break.
These guy won't wait 5 minutes before they're back spewing the crap I just proved was BOGUS...The people don't care about truth.
Also - do not forget medals for the Black Panther storm troopers who intimidated white voters and poll watchers.
Luvwith (your fist) Tell that to THE ONE and his millions paid to an army of lawyers to hide his birth certificate ,His colledge records and his passport records .What is he hiding? When we found out BOOOOOOOOOOOOsh was a C student at Yale,all we could hear was laughter .When we heard that Kerry was a C student at Yale all we could hearv was ,,,,,,,,crickets.
Does your Idol have a worse record? Where are the transcripts,what kind of papers did he write for the Harvard Law review? He's a crook and a liar.
Pound salt.He is also a one term messiah.Only one and a half years left to make this country a utopia for far far left idiots.2010 mid term election will be the end of demo controlled congress. See you and your thugs at the polls!!!!